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abysmalactor) wrote2015-10-17 11:56 pm
abysmalactor) wrote2015-10-17 11:56 pm
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[WHO CARES ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS ABOUT LIGHTING A FIRE IN A TREE HE JUST WANTS TO GET WARM, DAMMIT]
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Just...hang in there until we get there, alright?
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[please let them get there soon]
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Yeah not really. It's travel form, sure, but it'll still take at least forty minutes to get there. Soon enough, that 'weird tree' is in sight.
And weird is right-the thing looks like a snow covered weeping willow, with bridges and platforms everywhere. They'll be sliding right off to the front, where the entrance door is propped open; better to offload in the 'garage' so to say than, well.
Elsewhere.] Alright! Here we are mate; you won't have to go outside again until you want a snack either, everything I want to show off is in the basement!
[...THIS IS A TREE.]
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[THIS LOOKS LIKE IT'D BE COLD AS HECK. IT'S A FROZEN TREE. A WEIRD-ASS TREE. BUT IT'S COLD.]
It's a tree!!!
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[He'll turn back, looking every bit the ridiculous 'yosen' he could pass for, albeit in a poncho.]
Just follow me up the ladder mate, trust me!
[It's a lot warmer in here!
...And a lot...weirder. Imagine if a forest of dr. seuss trees existed inside an enormous trunk.
That's what he's going to see through the hole after climbing the ladder.]
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[Well, it's either follow the not-yosen or freeze out here, so he follows...
...and immediately starts goggling.]
I...huh? Aren't we inside?
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Told you this thing was weird! Came out from Feeb's world, those things spread through the entire tree-supports the floors, the ceilings...
Check it out! [He points upward, where far far above can be seen a strangely geometric pattern of smaller branches from the trees all through the middle.] This entire chamber's a bloody maze!
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[Blinking owlishly at all those branches now.]
How the heck could a tree grow like this...?
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[Harsh.]
Anyway-it beats me! But that's why it works! The entire place is literally a tree house!
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[Seriously.]
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...and right now she's a nymph.
[The tree talks to her, and it talks with a voice that is not her ex's.]
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Like...literally made of fire?
[and then she got turned into a tree?]
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[Does that voice sound a little strangled? Yes indeedy it do.]
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Oh?
What, you lose your tongue as soon as you hear about royalty, mate?
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[He's practically modern royalty in and of himself! Or so he likes to delude himself into thinking, anyway.
It's more like there's a person and she's made out of fire and she lives in a tree. How is the tree still here, again? oh wait, she got turned into a tree herself HOW DOES A PERSON MADE OF FIRE TURN INTO A TREE.]
It's just hard to believe that there's things made completely out of fire, okay?
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So what?
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[LOOK, DON'T CRITICIZE HIS DELICATE SENSIBILITIES]
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Anyway, what do you think? From what I hear, this sort of mess would be perfect for your 'action field' right?
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[And then Sawatari takes a closer look. Winding limbs, creative setting...]
...Actually, it would be. There's lots of places to hide Action Cards here...
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Worst that could happen is a few cards get lost for a while, and in here, there's no risk of them getting rained on while you look!
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[It's definitely a novel setting, at least.]
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