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[abysmalactor]

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[godofnothingness]

Well to be fair mate, you're not normally out in the cold like this right? [...Well.] I mean, I might be fine now, but if I was normal-shape it'd be fucking freezing!

[Once Shingo seems all bundled in and on, the panda turns.] Right-hold on tight mate, we're off!

[GO-!]

[abysmalactor]

Well, I mean...I showed up on that mountain when I first came here, and somehow even that didn't feel as bad as now...

[Using ALL OF THE BLANKETS plskthx]

[godofnothingness]

What, like you're just cold sensitive or some shit?

Wasn't that mountain blasting hot breath too?

[abysmalactor]

Hot stinky breath. You didn't want to be near that, okay?

[going to huddle and curl up in his seat now thanks]

Well, I mean...it was bad, yeah, but not as bad as I feel right now, so I don't get it...how can I grow all this fur and still be cold?

[You can barely see his pouting snout through all the blankets.]

It's not fair, geez!

[godofnothingness]

Well I'm not about to know the answer!

Aren't those blankets doing anything?

[abysmalactor]

I...I guess so?

[Shudder.]

It's like wearing silk pjs in Alaska...

[So, not helping much.]

[godofnothingness]

WHAT?!

You're fucking joking!

[abysmalactor]

Do I look like I'm joking?!

[godofnothingness]

Mate not even a human being would be that cold in there!

[abysmalactor]

W-well, I'm not exactly a human being now, am I?!

[he's a weak manticore. so sorry. he's so weak.]

[godofnothingness]

[Somehow, he is still running.]

Mate, you realize that's normally supposed to improve this shit right?

[abysmalactor]

That's what I just wondered! Bah...

[Sulking in the cart now. How come you're a furry monstrosity that's not weak to cold, but he's a furry monstrosity that's super weak to cold? Maaan, this is so not fair.]

[godofnothingness]

[Sheeesh...well.]

Well the most I've got is some sort of weakness at this point..I'd figure that for something with scales more than fur though.

[abysmalactor]

Tch...

[He'd skimmed over Yuzu's pamphlets, but...maybe he neglected to look at weaknesses because ha ha ha what are weaknesses to the great Sawatari-san?

Apparently, they're a lot.]

Anyways, the sooner we're at your place, the better, I guess...

[godofnothingness]

[God dammit. Shingo.

Well, the running continues.] Seems like-I'll get the fireplace up and running, how's that sound?

[........YOU SAID IT WAS A TREE.]

[abysmalactor]

Fireplace? Sounds g-great...

[WHO CARES ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS ABOUT LIGHTING A FIRE IN A TREE HE JUST WANTS TO GET WARM, DAMMIT]

[godofnothingness]

Good!

Just...hang in there until we get there, alright?

[abysmalactor]

R-right...

[please let them get there soon]

[godofnothingness]

[Soon...ish?

Yeah not really. It's travel form, sure, but it'll still take at least forty minutes to get there. Soon enough, that 'weird tree' is in sight.

And weird is right-the thing looks like a snow covered weeping willow, with bridges and platforms everywhere. They'll be sliding right off to the front, where the entrance door is propped open; better to offload in the 'garage' so to say than, well.

Elsewhere.] Alright! Here we are mate; you won't have to go outside again until you want a snack either, everything I want to show off is in the basement!

[...THIS IS A TREE.]

[abysmalactor]

B-Basement?! B-but-

[THIS LOOKS LIKE IT'D BE COLD AS HECK. IT'S A FROZEN TREE. A WEIRD-ASS TREE. BUT IT'S COLD.]

It's a tree!!!

[godofnothingness]

Yeah, and you're in the 'entrance' mate, it's pretty cold until you get inside...

[He'll turn back, looking every bit the ridiculous 'yosen' he could pass for, albeit in a poncho.]

Just follow me up the ladder mate, trust me!

[It's a lot warmer in here!

...And a lot...weirder. Imagine if a forest of dr. seuss trees existed inside an enormous trunk.

That's what he's going to see through the hole after climbing the ladder.]

[abysmalactor]

J...jeez...

[Well, it's either follow the not-yosen or freeze out here, so he follows...

...and immediately starts goggling.]

I...huh? Aren't we inside?

[godofnothingness]

Yep! [He says it as if it's normal-right before breaking that slight facade.]

Told you this thing was weird! Came out from Feeb's world, those things spread through the entire tree-supports the floors, the ceilings...

Check it out! [He points upward, where far far above can be seen a strangely geometric pattern of smaller branches from the trees all through the middle.] This entire chamber's a bloody maze!

[abysmalactor]

From-who?

[Blinking owlishly at all those branches now.]

How the heck could a tree grow like this...?

[godofnothingness]

Feebs! She asked for some castle from her world, got her ex's place instead, or so she told me.

[Harsh.]

Anyway-it beats me! But that's why it works! The entire place is literally a tree house!