Neo-New Sawatari-san! (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
abysmalactor) wrote2015-10-17 11:56 pm
abysmalactor) wrote2015-10-17 11:56 pm
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I move at least as fast as a bloody car like this!
And I'm plenty strong enough to carry two of you too!
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[Any offense he mighta felt at getting helped against his will evaporates quickly under speculation of the possibilities.]
I wonder if I would get one too...
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[As he asks, he's already shaking some of the snow off those blankets-come on man, get on the sled!]
Who knows-you're covered in fur so I'd figure so!
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H-hfff! This fur isn't doing me much good, mind you...
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[Once Shingo seems all bundled in and on, the panda turns.] Right-hold on tight mate, we're off!
[GO-!]
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[Using ALL OF THE BLANKETS plskthx]
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Wasn't that mountain blasting hot breath too?
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[going to huddle and curl up in his seat now thanks]
Well, I mean...it was bad, yeah, but not as bad as I feel right now, so I don't get it...how can I grow all this fur and still be cold?
[You can barely see his pouting snout through all the blankets.]
It's not fair, geez!
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Aren't those blankets doing anything?
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[Shudder.]
It's like wearing silk pjs in Alaska...
[So, not helping much.]
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You're fucking joking!
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[he's a weak manticore. so sorry. he's so weak.]
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Mate, you realize that's normally supposed to improve this shit right?
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[Sulking in the cart now. How come you're a furry monstrosity that's not weak to cold, but he's a furry monstrosity that's super weak to cold? Maaan, this is so not fair.]
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Well the most I've got is some sort of weakness at this point..I'd figure that for something with scales more than fur though.
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[He'd skimmed over Yuzu's pamphlets, but...maybe he neglected to look at weaknesses because ha ha ha what are weaknesses to the great Sawatari-san?
Apparently, they're a lot.]
Anyways, the sooner we're at your place, the better, I guess...
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Well, the running continues.] Seems like-I'll get the fireplace up and running, how's that sound?
[........YOU SAID IT WAS A TREE.]
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[WHO CARES ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS ABOUT LIGHTING A FIRE IN A TREE HE JUST WANTS TO GET WARM, DAMMIT]
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Just...hang in there until we get there, alright?
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[please let them get there soon]
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Yeah not really. It's travel form, sure, but it'll still take at least forty minutes to get there. Soon enough, that 'weird tree' is in sight.
And weird is right-the thing looks like a snow covered weeping willow, with bridges and platforms everywhere. They'll be sliding right off to the front, where the entrance door is propped open; better to offload in the 'garage' so to say than, well.
Elsewhere.] Alright! Here we are mate; you won't have to go outside again until you want a snack either, everything I want to show off is in the basement!
[...THIS IS A TREE.]
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[THIS LOOKS LIKE IT'D BE COLD AS HECK. IT'S A FROZEN TREE. A WEIRD-ASS TREE. BUT IT'S COLD.]
It's a tree!!!
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[He'll turn back, looking every bit the ridiculous 'yosen' he could pass for, albeit in a poncho.]
Just follow me up the ladder mate, trust me!
[It's a lot warmer in here!
...And a lot...weirder. Imagine if a forest of dr. seuss trees existed inside an enormous trunk.
That's what he's going to see through the hole after climbing the ladder.]
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