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[abysmalactor]

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[abysmalactor]

[excuse you.]

i can maneange. srsly.

[he needs a ride.]

>> ACTION

[godofnothingness]

[The snow outside Bavan? It's deep. It's very deep. The wind might not bring much chill, but for someone like Shingo with a weakness to cold, that's not going to be very fun.

Which is exactly why the cavalry has arrived.] OI-!!

[...If you can spot it. Tearing through the snow on tiny four legs, the red panda carries behind him a sled big enough for one person, with a few snow dusted blankets on it as well.

HERE'S YER RIDE.]

[abysmalactor]

[Definitely not fun, no. Despite himself, Sawatari is shivering. Why the heck is he colder after having his body covered with fur, anyway?! That doesn't make any sense at all!]

H...H-hah?!

[godofnothingness]

Hey!

[The small panda comes right over, like some cold-induced hallucination. He gives a wave, grinning.] Ever try a sleigh ride, mate?

[abysmalactor]

[Sawatari blinks once, twice, three times. Is he dreaming this?

Then he registers the voice.]

Y-You?!

[He's dreaming this.]

[godofnothingness]

Obviously! [he laughs, grinning.] Asked about 'travel' didn't I?

I move at least as fast as a bloody car like this!

And I'm plenty strong enough to carry two of you too!

[abysmalactor]

Huh, cool!

[Any offense he mighta felt at getting helped against his will evaporates quickly under speculation of the possibilities.]

I wonder if I would get one too...

[godofnothingness]

What, some sort of shapeshifting ability?

[As he asks, he's already shaking some of the snow off those blankets-come on man, get on the sled!]

Who knows-you're covered in fur so I'd figure so!

[abysmalactor]

[Well, once that snow's gone, he's clambering in with reckless abandon.]

H-hfff! This fur isn't doing me much good, mind you...

[godofnothingness]

Well to be fair mate, you're not normally out in the cold like this right? [...Well.] I mean, I might be fine now, but if I was normal-shape it'd be fucking freezing!

[Once Shingo seems all bundled in and on, the panda turns.] Right-hold on tight mate, we're off!

[GO-!]

[abysmalactor]

Well, I mean...I showed up on that mountain when I first came here, and somehow even that didn't feel as bad as now...

[Using ALL OF THE BLANKETS plskthx]

[godofnothingness]

What, like you're just cold sensitive or some shit?

Wasn't that mountain blasting hot breath too?

[abysmalactor]

Hot stinky breath. You didn't want to be near that, okay?

[going to huddle and curl up in his seat now thanks]

Well, I mean...it was bad, yeah, but not as bad as I feel right now, so I don't get it...how can I grow all this fur and still be cold?

[You can barely see his pouting snout through all the blankets.]

It's not fair, geez!

[godofnothingness]

Well I'm not about to know the answer!

Aren't those blankets doing anything?

[abysmalactor]

I...I guess so?

[Shudder.]

It's like wearing silk pjs in Alaska...

[So, not helping much.]

[godofnothingness]

WHAT?!

You're fucking joking!

[abysmalactor]

Do I look like I'm joking?!

[godofnothingness]

Mate not even a human being would be that cold in there!

[abysmalactor]

W-well, I'm not exactly a human being now, am I?!

[he's a weak manticore. so sorry. he's so weak.]

[godofnothingness]

[Somehow, he is still running.]

Mate, you realize that's normally supposed to improve this shit right?

[abysmalactor]

That's what I just wondered! Bah...

[Sulking in the cart now. How come you're a furry monstrosity that's not weak to cold, but he's a furry monstrosity that's super weak to cold? Maaan, this is so not fair.]

[godofnothingness]

[Sheeesh...well.]

Well the most I've got is some sort of weakness at this point..I'd figure that for something with scales more than fur though.

[abysmalactor]

Tch...

[He'd skimmed over Yuzu's pamphlets, but...maybe he neglected to look at weaknesses because ha ha ha what are weaknesses to the great Sawatari-san?

Apparently, they're a lot.]

Anyways, the sooner we're at your place, the better, I guess...

[godofnothingness]

[God dammit. Shingo.

Well, the running continues.] Seems like-I'll get the fireplace up and running, how's that sound?

[........YOU SAID IT WAS A TREE.]

[abysmalactor]

Fireplace? Sounds g-great...

[WHO CARES ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS ABOUT LIGHTING A FIRE IN A TREE HE JUST WANTS TO GET WARM, DAMMIT]